i have a funny question, its a lil long so bare w me lol would u you ratherr: once a year, have to attempt to hijack the copilot seat of an airplane, n while being dragged out, have to yell “I CALLED SHOTGUN” as your only defense. (results in one week of jail time before being released & having all charges droppe) OR every 2 years, be in a publicly televised court trial in which the judge reads out different crimes w oddly severe charges, always stemming from a v stupid decision (ex. waiter taking too long w the bill so u left in a v expensive restaurant) n all u can say is "it seemed less illegal at the time”